The best super power ever has to be the power to refill things. Think about it, your glass is empty, refill it without getting up. Your bank account empty, power to refill it. Your bed is empty of a person of your preferred gender, refill it and have some fun.
At first I was all:
Well that’s the stupidest thing I ever heard.
But then I was all like:
GENIUS! PURE UNADULTERATED GENIUS!
- my mom: you do realize that one day you will have to pay for all your own things
- me: yes but today is not that day
“you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!”
the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact
when your parents ask you to help them with technology
why is every part of the boob but the nip not sexually explicit
what magical properties does the nip have that the rest of the titty does not
Tumblr gets to the core of real issues
we have a sub in us history and he said “i have to take attendance, if i mispronounce your name it’s because i dont care”
